Monday, January 25, 2010

Cat storie

I have a cat named Alley. She is the best cat I have ever had! Here is her storie.

A kitten was born in a litter. Some how, she came into the hands of a druggie. They would blow smoke into her face. This stunted her growing. She then went into the hands of another lady. She got into a fight with her boyfriend. She said "Get rid of you smelly dog!" He said "Only if you get rid of that cat" "FINE! Hey Liz, want a cat?". So Liz now had a cat. Its name was Alley, and she kept it that. She allready had a kids, two boys, named David and James. She got married and then she had a girl, then a boy. They were named Reagan and Alex. Reagan is now 11 and happy, and Alex is 6 and looks happy. We cant tell if he is happy. He has autism. He doesnt talk much. So, they are a happy family, but noone knows that Reagan has to bear the secrets of friends.

Cats, cons

Here are some things that are not so awesome about (some) cats.

1. They like to rip things up
2. They can be very picky about foods
3. They dont get excited when you come home
4. If you make them mad, they might take a poo poo on the carpet.

That was a few things that are bad about a cat.

Cats, Pros

Now, being a cat person, I like cats a bit better then dogs, but dogs are still nice. Here is what is good about a cat:
1. They are easyer to care for then dogs
2. They are self grooming
3. They dont need to be let out 8 times a day
4. They, like dogs, are cute

That was a few of the things that are good about cats.